Monday 21 January 2013


quote of (that) day: "Just gonna go in to "Pane e Tulipani" and have a quiet beer "


What happens on an Thursday night, if you just wanne go out and grab 2 or 3 beers. You probably end up sneaken out of an stewardess's hotel room at 6:30 in the mornin! And it all happened to... lets call him Mr. White...

The Night started with a few cocktails at our home soil "Pane e Tulipani". After dancing topless (still dont know whos F****** idea it was) and getting the first tattoo of the night, we closed the place down and ended up in the "Golden Pudel Club".

 Not the best place to find beautiful women, but on a Thursday night probably the most crowded one. After refilling our alcohol-level at the bar with some shots and beers, we recognised that we had ended up in a cockfest. The few women you could hardly see had already been surrounded by dudes, like sharks surrounding their pray. Once in a while a shark tried to take a bite, but have been successfully fend of with an "you're dead to me" look.

And after a while ( we already had lost Mr. Yellow probably due to the fact that his cell went out of battery *slap*) out of nothing the 3 stewardesses appeared, first talking to hmm... Mr. Green. Introducing himself as an international DJ, believe it or not it worked... after talking and dancing it appeared that Mr. White was the last man standing and the stewardess had to go. SHE asked him (that's what he told us), if he wants to crush on her place. She wrote down her room number 909 and told him to wait 30min... he did!
He arrived in front of room number 909...Knock...Knock...Knock... but it wasn't a stewardess who opened the door (fat dude in his undies *lmfao*)

... next try room 606 long story short, right room, right girl, right uniform... after some turbulences, he had an not so SAFE landing and sneaked out of the hotel. Now we probably know the reason for at leased one of the cancelled Lufthansa flights from Hamburg...

Conclusion... Always be prepared for the unexpected and Mr. White will probably never use a Lufthansa flight again......