Something about relationship...

Relationship...

I always thought there is something like a common law that prohibits cheating in a relationship or at least something like common sense....WRONG

Don't get me wrong on this, I still believe in true love! But I can't believe any more in the innocence of women, yeah right I'm not talking about cheating boyfriends!

I'll tell you a story about it... it could happen everywhere. You’re on your way to club bar or whatever, a little bit insecure about your look and. As soon as you have entered the bar and have got you first beer, you'll take a look around. For sure there is a girl that looks nice or is just your type. After a while, you’re still fucking insecure about yourself and not knowing what to say, you'll approach to her. Not even spoken a word she'll say "just for your information I have a boyfriend and I just want to dance and party tonight". The most guys would probably say "Goodbye", but there is nothing better than a taken girl. Why... because there is nothing worse than a staring single man. So tell her „it’s fine, I'm also just into party and dancing tonight". You'll get a quick response from other girls, as soon as you start dancing and chatting with her. Until now...NO PROBLEM... But as soon as the girl starts to touch you while you’re dancing... BIG TROUBLE... next thing you know, she is grabbing your ass and you're kissing her neck. She'll say things like „I shouldn't do that", " I have a boyfriend" and " I'll hate myself tomorrow". You don't need to response on that, they are trying to salve their conscience! As soon as she has said one of these phrases she'll kiss you again..EVEN BIGGER TROUBLE. Next question "Can I come to your place"...

... the Next morning "thanks for the wonderful night, bla bla... we might see us again", you won’t. Most of them will probably brake up with their boyfriends within the next 3-6 month, but there is a small percentage of women they just stay calm...... and call you every second week!

Conclusion:

Nothing looks like it is and there will always be a surprise...

 ... Wasted Knowledge

quote of (that) day: "Just gonna go in to "Pane e Tulipani" and have a quiet beer "

What happens on an Thursday night, if you just wanne go out and grab 2 or 3 beers. You probably end up sneaken out of an stewardess's hotel room at 6:30 in the mornin! And it all happened to... lets call him Mr. White...

The Night started with a few cocktails at our home soil "Pane e Tulipani". After dancing topless (still dont know whos F****** idea it was) and getting the first tattoo of the night, we closed the place down and ended up in the "Golden Pudel Club".

 Not the best place to find beautiful women, but on a Thursday night probably the most crowded one. After refilling our alcohol-level at the bar with some shots and beers, we recognised that we had ended up in a cockfest. The few women you could hardly see had already been surrounded by dudes, like sharks surrounding their pray. Once in a while a shark tried to take a bite, but have been successfully fend of with an "you're dead to me" look.

And after a while ( we already had lost Mr. Yellow probably due to the fact that his cell went out of battery *slap*) out of nothing the 3 stewardesses appeared, first talking to hmm... Mr. Green. Introducing himself as an international DJ, believe it or not it worked... after talking and dancing it appeared that Mr. White was the last man standing and the stewardess had to go. SHE asked him (that's what he told us), if he wants to crush on her place. She wrote down her room number 909 and told him to wait 30min... he did!
He arrived in front of room number 909...Knock...Knock...Knock... but it wasn't a stewardess who opened the door (fat dude in his undies *lmfao*)

... next try room 606 long story short, right room, right girl, right uniform... after some turbulences, he had an not so SAFE landing and sneaked out of the hotel. Now we probably know the reason for at leased one of the cancelled Lufthansa flights from Hamburg...

Conclusion... Always be prepared for the unexpected and Mr. White will probably never use a Lufthansa flight again...... 

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Everything on this blog posted is either experienced by the author or by one of his friends. Not seldom by a few of them together. They runnin an underground association called "the boys and the burger" based in the lovely and always under estimated city of Hamburg. Commin from a various kind of country's, jobs and social backgrounds, every single member brings in an other point of view.

The author doesn't claim the right to be all knowing... maybe sometimes! Through this blog you can hopefully take life a little bit less serious. If not... go fuck your self!

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